Sometimes, all YOU need to do is laugh. Laughter can boost your confidence. Find something to laugh about right now.

Here are some funny procrastination quotes and sayings to get you started. Please add your own.  STOP procrastinating and start reading.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. ~ Anonymous

If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing. ~ Homer Simpson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~Don Marquis

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~Author Unknown

Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back. ~Charles Kingsley

The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up. ~Author Unknown

Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow – Pitzer, Gloria

Procrastination gives you something to look forward to. ~ Joan Konner

Procrastination is the greatest labor saving invention of all time. ~ Anonymous

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep. ~ Anonymous

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. ~ Anonymous

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday. – Hill, Napoleon

Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.  ~ Ellen DeGeneres

The search for the perfect venture can turn into procrastination. Your idea may or may not have merit. The key is to get started.” – Unknown

Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.” -William James

If it weren’t for the last minute, I wouldn’t get anything done. ~Author Unknown

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. ~ Anonymous

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. ~ Anonymous

After all is said and done, more is said than done. ~ Anonymous

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing. ~ Anonymous

Trains stop at train stations; Buses stop at bus stations; On my desk is a workstation. ~ Anonymous

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