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Here are some funny procrastination quotes and sayings to get you started. Please add your own. STOP procrastinating and start reading.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. ~ Anonymous
If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing. ~ Homer Simpson
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~Don Marquis
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~Author Unknown
Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back. ~Charles Kingsley
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up. ~Author Unknown
Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow – Pitzer, Gloria
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to. ~ Joan Konner
Procrastination is the greatest labor saving invention of all time. ~ Anonymous
An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep. ~ Anonymous
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. ~ Anonymous
Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday. – Hill, Napoleon
Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. ~ Ellen DeGeneres
The search for the perfect venture can turn into procrastination. Your idea may or may not have merit. The key is to get started.” – Unknown
Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.” -William James
If it weren’t for the last minute, I wouldn’t get anything done. ~Author Unknown
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. ~ Anonymous
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. ~ Anonymous
After all is said and done, more is said than done. ~ Anonymous
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing. ~ Anonymous
Trains stop at train stations; Buses stop at bus stations; On my desk is a workstation. ~ Anonymous
Are You laughing yet? Don’t tell me you’re still procrastinating.
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Love these. May use some of these as status on Facebook, I’m afraid they resemble me closely.
Hello Erin, thanks for stopping by. There is usually a bit of truth in most humorous sayings and these funny procrastination quotes are not the exception.
Love all of these, but particularly like;
Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday. – Hill, Napoleon I’ve always thought that was so true.
In case anyone’s looking for help with procrastination, I found these tips really helpful. Great to laugh about it but be nice to change it too
Jess
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Hello Jessica,
I know procrastination is a problem … but I did not realize it was such a big problem. It’s funny that you would find this post at this time … synchronicity? I was doing some research on procrastination because I want to write a simple guide on getting rid of procrastination … I don’t know if “simple” is possible butI’m going to give it a try.I took a break and checked my email and there was your comment on my procrastination quotes – which led me to your blog and the information you had from your research. Is this a sign for me to continue or a sign for me to give up. I think the choice is mine. I’m pushing forward … I believe in simplicity.
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