Are you ready for a pick me up? No, not that kind … I’m talking about a good laugh.
Laughing is underrated. Laughter is like an elixir … it’s therapeutic. It will relieve your stress or anxiety and give you an energy boost.
As entrepreneurs/internet marketers we need to be able to laugh at ourselves. Today, I want to contribute to you having a good laugh. If you can only garner a smile, that’s a good place to start. Smiling is also good for you and sometimes it will lead to a laugh.
Here’s a collection of jokes about entrepreneurs that will be sure to tickle your funny bone
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”
Extracted from http://www.badgerassociates.co.uk/recruitment-jokes.htm on 21 May
Entrepreneur’s Motto: I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. inc.com (One of my favorites):-)
“So, what made you decide to go into business for yourself?”
“It was something my last boss said.”
“Really, what was that?”
Entrepreneurship is the last refuge of the trouble making individual. ~ Natalie Clifford Barney
An entrepreneur tends to bite off a little more than he can chew hoping he’ll quickly learn how to chew it. ~ Roy Ash
Everything takes three times longer than it should. Especially the money part. ~ Hugh MacLeod
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. ~ Vidal Sassoon
My son is now an “entrepreneur.” That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job. ~ Ted Turner
In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you.~ Victoria Kiam
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t. ~ Steve Martin
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.” ~ Errol Flynn
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. ~ Jackie Mason
I hope you endorphins were activated and you’re now ready for any thing that comes your way.
Share one of your favorite jokes with us.
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